Whiskey Terra Foxtrot is a witchcraft and Pagan supply, tool, and lifestyle storefront specializing in both the chaotic and traditional, as well as cultivating a safe place for the curious and more aesthetically-focused environment curators(which is a magic in and of itself).
As witchcraft and related pursuits become increasingly popular across active dimensions, parasitic philosophies such as Capitalism and resource-based class are on the rise. That, and many witches and adjacent practitioners often view their products and services as a sign of authority. Fueled by initiates and other novices searching for “mentors” and those who happily take up the spotlight, these dynamics reflect poorly on the Craft overall.
This storefront is the culmination of organic skill development and frustration with lack of sourcing transparency, as well as avoidance of the energies attached to many other products and services that discourage personal development and curiosity of the clientele in favor of repeat patronage. We’d rather you get what you need and trust us to get you more, with a unique touch.
Our founders guarantee many hands have been dirtied, souls sieved, and skin hardened (sometimes our own!) to bring you only the finest and most responsible tools, supplies, and lifestyle items available to us, and our horizons are ever-widening. Our resident human, David Blackbird McKinsey, can be found at various earth-based events such as pop-up shops, podcast and video interviews, and his personal TubeYou channel, and will be happy to display and demonstrate our products, as well as discuss various topics with the curious here and every-other Teal Moon at Blackbird Parlor.
Contact us through the x̶͓͖͈̍̈͐̓̎̉̍͜o̷̡͚͑́̂͘ʇ̸̨̢̖̹̗͕̯̳̭̪̱̱̠͛͌̔̓̈͜͝ ritual at your local crossroads, astral project with a silver dollar under your pillow – or, barring that, please view our {contact page}.
A {note} from Mr. Hatchet, CEO
(it’s written on parchment in something red of
varying shades and smells of campfire smoke).
Another {note} from ʜ̶̡̪̺̲͙̹͗̍ɔ̶̛̞̮̱̃̐̈̅̒̃̈͐̈́͗̐͗̓͜ͅɈ̴̢͉̦̦̩͓̰̭̹͙̬͕̦͙́̀̈́̈́̆̽̍̓̊̉͘̕͜͝i̵̲̝͇̳̤̊̐̓́̈̀͠l̵̛̗͉̳̤̠̬͕͓͍̫͖͉͔͐̌̀͊͐̋̌͆̍̎̚͝ϱ̶̡̧͓̜̰͖͕̱̗͈̤̳̏͛ ̷̢̟̥͓͎̻̜̩̬̰̗̹̬̳͛͛͆̾͛̔ɘ̵̡̨̛͍͕̩͎͓͍͕̰̀̀̏̂͛͐̂̌̌̏̋̀͂̕ʜ̴̡͉̗̝͊͒͐͋͊̌̒̆̀͘Ɉ̷̛̳͚̠̤̖͈͎̼̋͛͋̆͆̽̐͑̕͜͠.
(this one is tidier, in meticulous handwriting,
though on an odd sort of paper with
a bunch of holes at the edges
on a perforated strip)